I'm always trying to convince my wife of how incredibly sexy I am. Finally — objective evidence!
The lovely and kind Donlyn Turnbull created the Sexiest Conservative Men in New Media list along with lovely and kind judges Jennifer Knight, Susie Moore, Emily Zanotti and Monica Crowley. Tragically, they ranked five gents ahead of me, but perhaps a series of unfortunate accidents to said "men" will raise my rank in 2014.
Here's their super sexy podcast.
The New York Post is famous for their headline wordplay. So when the Egyptian army deposed President Mohamed Morsi, I suggested...
The @NYPost account favorited my suggestion, and a few minutes later...
And that's why I'm the Undisputed King of Stuff.